Iron Man: Do you have some special spy lockpick to open the escape pod?
Black Widow: I'm just gonna karate chop it.
Iron Man: That makes you really happy doesn't it?
Black Widow: Maybe.
Star Lord: Hey.
Black Widow: You're Star-Lord?
Star Lord: You've heard of me?
Black Widow: No. But some of your classmates are trying to tear down our school, and a gigantic robot head crashed on our lawn, so we need your help.
Star Lord: I can help you, if you help heal me up. I wouldn't worry about it though. Stuff like this happens to me all the time. I can't even remember the last day that went by without an alien trying to kill me...